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DESCRIPTION:As a **neuro-divergent practitioner of the arcane**\, I wield a
  rare and potent magic: *pattern recognition*. Once\, I channelled this po
 wer solely into the art of programming. But lo! My craft has since expande
 d into the **shadowy realm of security**\, where\, with a fair degree of p
 recision\, I can peer into the future itself.\n\nYou doubt me? Ah\, but I 
 have a tool to focus my visions: a **crystal ball**.\n\nWhen I unroll the 
 parchment of a security fix—be it for software\, firmware\, or some othe
 r enchanted artifact—I feed its secrets into my orb. There\, the mists p
 art to reveal deeper truths:\n- Where more vulnerabilities lurk (*both kin
  and stranger*)\,\n- Which other creations of the same artisan may falter\
 ,\n- And\, most crucially\, whether this vendor’s name shall soon darken
  the scrolls again.\n\n*"But how does this sorcery work?"* you ask\, eyes 
 alight with curiosity.\nAh\, patience\, seeker! In this session\, those ga
 thered (whether in hall or through *scrying glass*) may earn a glimpse beh
 ind the curtain.\n\n**A warning\, though:**\nLike all magic\, this craft i
 s a double-edged blade. Evil wizards already stalk the digital shadows\, a
 nd we must outpace them. Our duty?\n- To **unmask the vulnerable**\,\n- To
  **expose the flaws**\,\n- And\, unlike those who merely slap on bandages 
 (or *"patches\,"* as the mundanes call them)\, **forge solutions that endu
 re**.\n\n*"What kind of solutions?"* you wonder.\nOh\, eager apprentice! A
 ll shall be revealed.\nBut know this: **we must be swifter\, sharper\, and
  bolder than the darkness**.\nThe fate of the realm depends on it.
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LOCATION:Room 3
SUMMARY:Crystal Ball Vulnerability Prediction: A Wizard’s Guide to Forese
 eing the Unseen - Arjen Lentz
URL:https://cfp.nluug.nl/nluug-voorjaarsconferentie-2026/talk/VJLAEK/
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